(Compliments of a poster)
10. Because Vernon had drivers
9. He's too busy looking at himself in the mirror.
8. He's too important to be bothered with such menial work.
7. He's always mulling over ways to get his name in the press and he can't multi-task
6. He lost his license after drinking too many margaritas in Douglasville. (wait...wrong person)
5. How else can he enjoy his time away from the office?
4. He's too bogged down rearranging stats to make it look like crime actually went down in DeKalb.
3. He's too busy transferring, demoting and promoting people and couldn't focus on one more thing
2. He's counting comp days on his fingers, and thus has no way to hold onto a steering wheel.
And the #1 Reason Bolton has drivers is because:
1. He's never learned his way around the streets of DeKalb, because he's always in Texas
Friday, February 6, 2009
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Its one Sgt and 2 officers off the street to drive our great Chief around town and to the airport.
We have a Chaplin with an assigned car, who has rode the coat tails of all of Vernon's appointed Chiefs. What does he do for forty hours of pay each week?
What has it cost the county to outfit all these ministers who have access to precincts who know what else they are given.
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