On behalf of the many, many citizens and officers passing through the lobby of headquarters each and everyday, We want to personally thank you for removing the Poinsettias from the lobby and replacing them with some ugly fake trees, surely bought at "Big Lots" with seized drug money. It only took, what, 9 months?
Even though you are burdened with such lofty tasks being TeBo's lapdog, social director, cocktail connoisseur and travel agent, your performance within floristry is a miserable failure.
It is recommended you be terminated.
Monday, September 1, 2008
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Honestly,
They've spent enough money on lavish things at 34... excluding the 1st floor if you don't count the weight room.
I'd rather see them spend money on vests, cars or the radio system.
On a side note....what ever happened to the rumor that they were looking at upgrading to new 40caliber pistols?
Dekalb Public Safety needs an in house efficiency study. Do it from the inside. No need to burden the taxpayers with an expensive outsider contract to do it, just use some of the intelligent current employees you already have employeed, apprently most of those can be located in animal control, property or communications from all I have read here. Seriously, how about a study conducted by retired officers who were at the top of their game when they left due to various reasons.And by the way, an aggressive well supervised police force is far more effective and productive than the apparent massive PR compaign in force with the gigantic campers and staff. Get back to the basics. KISS ! Keep it simple stupid !
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