Monday, August 22, 2011

Magic Bus Up For Auction

A very sad and corrupt chapter in our department's history.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

A million dollars of seized funds waste on this adventure.

Anonymous said...

What will Higgy have the admin officer move around now, ohh my.

Anonymous said...

$100 dollars here...........

Anonymous said...

I bid $1.00 and no tax, fees or license

Anonymous said...

The maximun I will go is $2.00 and no more and I want to pay it out over time without interest, late fees, or fines.

Anonymous said...

Word on the street is that Higgy Baby is mad as hell about this. He lost his boy to Tucker Pct. and his boy Friday to uniform patrol.
What next, "Hey Buddy" gonna retire?

CLARK GRISWOLD said...

So Eddie, when did you get the tenement on wheels?

Anonymous said...

I remember when someone tore up the bathroom door to the N Pct magic bus. hahaha lol...

Anonymous said...

Damn, my neighborhood was next to get the magic bus to come in and scare off the criminals. Thanks Burrell!

Anonymous said...

Hey, does it still come with the blue lights? I see blue lights still mounted to it. I'll bid $3.00.

LoFlyer said...

Seriously guys, when and where is the auction? I need something to travel in on my trip out west and this beast would certainly attract the hot babes and jail-bait! Hargh! I can just imagine myself driving down the road in the pride of DKPD while....
On second thought.... lets just stick to the basics like when and where the auction is.

Best of luck mates!
KenC

Anonymous said...

2 words: Pecker Tracks. I ain't bidding.

LoFlyer said...

Anon 10:46, I understand bleach kills just about anything. I saw it on TV.
Hargh!
Catch y'all on the flip-side, I am heading to the mountains until Irene rains me out.
Stay safe out there mates!
KenC

Anonymous said...

Now, if I happen to find a couple boxes of unmarked $100 bills in a box under one of the seats, do I get to keep them?

Anonymous said...

Anon # 1.. you mean a milly of "seized" tax payers $$$. and the raises for DKPD family

Anonymous said...

Why not use one for a mobile CSI lab like Gwinnett has. Imagine that, a police department that actually has legitimate use for the specialized vehicles it buys...like having a nice place for CSI to process evidence at a major crime.

Anonymous said...

The sad part is that he (TeBo) really thought this was a great idea! hahahaaaaa!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'll bid $10 for it. Just think what a few cans of rustoleum green, brown and black paint could do for a camo job on that puppy. Talk about Hillbilly DeLux and the talk of the hunting camp....
I remember a joke several years back about a teacher who told little Johnny to use the word "timbucktoo" in a sentance :)

Anonymous said...

Doesn't matter what you bid, just write a SBS Check and when it bounces and they just fine you. We all know the County doesn't collect it's fines if you don't pay.

Anonymous said...

What great memories of that Queen size bed in the back. Several promotions were negotiated back there. What are the officers that were assigned to babysitting the buses doing with their time now days? Oh, forgot there is always that damn ticket quota. Might as well throw 90 into the auction while we are at it. What increases in policing have you seen since the tax increase? Maybe SBS can hire a consulting firm to investigate haow much the buses are worth!

Anonymous said...

I happened to see the window sticker on one of those puppies soon after it was bought. $373,246. Can't forget the number because it made me think, when you multiply that by 5 buses, how many take-home cars that could have bought us. Though I know the county paid less than retail, still all told it was over $1 million for all five. Ho hum...

Anonymous said...

$373,000?? A piece? 5 buses? That's a sweet commission check for Bolton's family member at the dealership!

Anonymous said...

I would bid, however, I haven't received a raise or cost of living increase (insert chortle here) in several years. What pisses me off about those buses is that I understood they were purchased from a relative of Bolton. What a joke. They were purchased to deter crime but we had to sit in those damned things to keep our perps from 45ing the flatscreen tv.Still, we weren't good enough to urinate in the toilets. Guess we aren't quite on par with sanitation BurElllis.