Tuesday, June 10, 2008

ICP Unit to be renamed?

Have you wondered why they are asking for volunteers to drive the ICP buses? It appears the ICP unit and its buses are not catching on with the public.
As you all know, the Chief likes to use cute little catch phrases. To keep in line with his redundant “New Start, New Beginning”, “The Vision Continues” and “Road to Success”, the ICP unit will be renamed to “The Magic Bus Squad”.
When there is a rise in crime in a particular area, The Magic Bus Squad will be deployed and magically, the crime is reduced. There will be a study to determine exactly why these buses have such power. What really confuses the Command Staff is these buses lack any power unless a dedicated number of officers from the precincts are deployed along with them. Also they are finding, the buses have no power even when ICP officers are deployed with it.

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